Kyle is doing the unthinkable. He’s breaking all the laws in the universe. He is skipping writing club! What would make him do this? Who would make him do this?
It begins on a warm, sunny day, a perfect day for murder.
Kyle was walking down the lobby, about to go to lunch. Something skittered on the floor.
A spider half his size scrambled around the corner. Its eyes were glittering red, its leg bushes of hair. But the only thing Kyle saw were the shiny pair of roller skates on its leg.
“Hey, That’s my skates!” He raises his backpack high in the air. “You thief! you give it back, or else you’ll have to face my backpack.”
The spider kept scrambling down the hall.
“I’m giving you a chance… 5, 4, 3, 2, 2 and a 1/2, 2 and 3/4, okay, you’re serious.” He throws his backpack but the spider bites it up.
“My skates, and my laptop! All right, prepare to meet your doom!” He grabs the backpack from a passing kindergartener and hops on top of the spider.
“THIS IS MY REVENGE!!” He said as he throttled the spider. The spider didn’t even try to fight. It skittered away as fast as it could, heading for the doors.
“The doors? No, NOT THE DOORS!” Kyle yelled. For everybody knows, horrible things happen if you leave the school during school hours.
The spider went out anyway.
They were never heard from again.
Happy Spring! By now, most of us are sick of snow and can’t wait till summer, so we can complain about how hot it is. Anyway, as celebration of Spring, I want to share what happened during my winter.
Happy New Year! Yes, New Year might have been on January 1, but that was according to the sun. This New Year is according to the moon. You’ll know it as Chinese New Year, I prefer the broader Lunar New Year, since Korea also celebrates this new year.
Traditionally, I should be dressed in 한복, a traditional korean style of clothing, but mine’s is too small now, and it’s hard to get good new ones if you don’t live in a big city. At least I still got my rice cake soup.
Now, for you. Since it’s the New Year, you awesome, cool, incredible people deserve a funny Youube video.
Say hello to Les Militarables.
A parody of Les Miserables, it tells the story of Jean Valjean, who is an airman in the Korean military. Men in Korea are required to serve in the military for at least 21 months, longer for Airmen. This is because, technically, North Korea and South Korea are still in conflict. During their stay in the military, the men have limited contact with love ones, not being able to use smartphones.
It’s a bit funnier if you understand Korean, but then, same with Gangnam Style.
Did you like the video? Tell me what you think in the comments below!
For more information on this video, check out the Huffington Post‘s article on Les Militarables.
Fair warning: this one's gonna be a rant.
I think we can agree that when we're talking about books - online, IRL, whatever - certain ones are cooler to like than others. I think we can further agree that Twilight and its sequels fall firmly in the "others" category. In fact, I'll go further: in the current literary landscape, if you like…
If you got a post in your email that looked half-finished, unedited, and unrevised, it’s because it was.
The post iPhone4S was accidentally posted before it was ready. My fingers clicked the publish button when I was heading for save.
I am incredibly sorry about this, I’m still figuring out this app. I’ll post the finished version of the post soon.
Thanks so much, bear with me, I’ll figure this app out! Someday.
I have a smart phone!
Snow white, glass, It’s a beauty. Also a recipe for disaster. I shoved my IPhone into my case as soon as I could. My luck hasn’t run out yet, my phone’s still in one piece. Also downloaded an awesome photo app, just in time for my trip to Charleston, South Carolina.
My case is good. Purple border with white.
I wanted a cool case. Taking matters into my own hands, the plain “white” became…
I printed the images from the internet and traced them with a sharpie. Now the case is cool.
What are your experiences with an IPhone? What are the cool apps, the worst apps, and your every day apps? Do you like my case? Tell me below!